
my prettily drawn map, courtesy of google earth. the numbers may or may not be easy to read and the routes may not be easy to see, but you can enlarge it in a separate tab if you really want to follow along.
So i have to admit, i had a pretty entertaining day out wandering about DC yesterday. I took off from my home a little after 1pm and hit the metro, making it into DC by 2:30pm.
(The Red Route)
1) my starting point at the metro. according to my little guide, it looks like i got off on the Smithsonian side of the metro stop. i didn't. for those unfamiliar with the layout of the metro stops, there's typically two places it comes up at, usually about a block apart. I didn't come up the Smithsonian side because when i got of the train i turned toward the escalator and saw a long line just waiting to get onto the escalator.
alright, not going that way. The smithsonian stop is pretty popular because of all the tourists hitting up the museums in the area. I for one didn't need to go into the national mall just yet, so i took a detour, which actually had a pretty fantastic view when i came up and walked out for a bit.
The Smithsonian Castle almost looks like some kind of disney castle to me, and i'm sure many little kids feel the same way until they go inside and realize that there's only educational stuff and no "fun" exhibits there. then they just want to move on.
The National Mall is actually maintained by The National Park Service. My sister is a seasonal park ranger at Manassas and we were talking about other opportunities to be a ranger in the area and she mentioned that working at the Mall is tantamount to being sentence to purgatory for a park ranger. Nobody wants to do it, it's insanely busy, hot and they're open til midnight during the summer. I could see how it might be rather unpleasant at times.
2) So my first real stop-off on the National Mall was at the Washington Monument. Other than the metro stop where there were silly people starting out their line-waiting experience of the smithsonian at the metro, i was feeling like there really weren't that many people out and about just yet. anyway, the monument:
In DC there's a guideline for the height of buildings. any new constructions can't be taller than the washington monument. Why anyone would want to dispute that is beyond me, but i guess some people in DC don't like that rule. As a friend of mine put it, you can always tell where you are in DC if you just check the skyline for the Washington Monument. It's huge, alright people? if you haven't seen it, it's tall. Anyway you may see from the photo to the right, it looks pretty deserted. I was kind of feeling hot out in the direct sun though, so i decided to go around to the shady side of the monument.
So just before point #3 on my map, i caught a glimpse of my ultimate goal for the day. I had set out to make it to the Jefferson Memorial.
3)So this is the surprise point for me. I hadn't really made any expectations for this adventure. I just really wanted to get out of the house and go around for a long walk on my own. After dodging some traffic
Low tree limbs? I looked ahead a little bit. indeed there are some gnarly looking trees, and not a heck of a lot of tourists (Seriously, there's barely anyone between point A and point B every time, and those points themselves are mobbed). Rather than try to describe the little grove i found, I'm just going to share the pics:
It was a peaceful place as well. Maybe it was partially due to the fact that i was out wandering on my own (and as far as i could tell, i was the only person involved in such a venture), but i liked the places that everyone else didn't take the time to appreciate. Everyone was focused on the big places and things rather than taking in the little experiences on the way.
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Oddly, having made this my ultimate goal for the day, i didn't really take any pictures at the memorial itself. I took the one to the left just as i was about to leave it. It too wasn't super overrun with tourists, mostly because it's a little more complicated to get to.
8)I don't actually have a photo to go with this, but this is the point where i first saw an ice-cream stand and desperately wanted to indulge. I only had $1 on me though. No ice cream for me. Begrudgingly, i trudged on.
9)The American History Museum. Where Red Route comes to an end. I also didn't take any photos at this point, because it was so busy and i think i've got tons of pics from it from previous visits, so i'm going to do some links of things, just to amuse myself instead.
So the American History Museum. Last i was there, it was the summer right before they were shutting down the museum for renovation. They were moving the star spangled banner, which had undergone a bunch of repair and conservation work. The museum before that had some really impressive exhibits. The american presidency is still there, and has such items as molds cast from Lincolns hands after his inauguration, john adams (?) chess set etc. nothing obnoxious and interactive, but a bunch of displays that kind of give a little peek into the casual life of presidents from the past. there even used to be a section of the first ladies' dresses. Didn't take the time to wander through and see if it was still there because the museum was packed. One of my favorite things last time was the skeksis puppet from Jim Henson's Dark Crystal. Didn't see that one around, so it must have been put back into the vault.
The thing about the American History Museum is that it's geared toward people who are idiots, ie: you're average american tourist. While i am interested in seeing an original Henson puppet, something tells me most kids today have no idea what the Dark Crystal is, they know kermit the frog and miss piggy. A line of more than a hundred people stretches around a corner for people gunning to see one of the 20 pairs of ruby red slippers worn by judy garland in the wizard of oz. It's all cool stuff, but it's geared toward a specific demographic. I found an interesting exhibit that was almost completely devoid of people.
It was on Earl Shaffer, who was the first person (in modern history at least) to hike the entire Appalachian trail, all 2500 miles of it. You can look at the exhibit online on the museum's website, i just wish there was some sort of complete collection of the photos Shaffer took along the way. I think he hiked it in '48 and shot photos along the entire route using Kodachrome film. They show some of the slides on the description pieces, but have very few of them that you can really view. I would have loved a slide-show of those images, but i digress. The exhibit was lacking in attendance i imagine partially because of a performance/presentation being done nearby about the civil rights movement, but also because i don't know if anyone was really interested in a mid-twentieth century 'trailblazer' more than Dorothy Gale's slippers. I guess i'm a little bit of a hypocrite as far as the tourist thing goes. I've been there, i've done that, all of the museums cater to them and in order to successfully sell history as an interest point to the masses you have to play to their interests.
Either way, I was kind of over the museum at this point and decided to cut it and run, i didn't even really appreciate any of the remodeling that they had supposedly done, and i didn't feel like waiting in line to see the star spangled banner, so i'll have to go back some other time to check it out.
10) I was trying to figure out what my new game plan was at this point. I didn't want to get back on the metro til after 7, mostly because i didn't want to pay the regular fare to get home, so i started to make a game plan of where to go next. I figured i'd make my way to Rosslyn station, on the other side of the Potomac and stop off to visit the Teddy Roosevelt memorial along the way. Alright, game on.
Point #10 is actually just over by the WWII memorial where
I actually marked this point on the map for another reason though. I had hoped to find some kind of ATM so that i could indulge in my desire for ice cream and had hoped to find one here at the visitor center. Just so you all know, there isn't one, bring cash with you because i don't know if you'll be able to find any ATMs around the Mall. maybe inside the museums, but i didn't feel like going through security just to get some money.
11)This is the most exciting point in my trip, well, maybe not most, but close to it. I found a refreshments stand that not only had ice cream, but also took cards. I happily took advantage of it. Maybe not my crowning glory, but it was definitely awesome.
12)To continue, i had to get across the Potomac. I ended up on a parkway that skirted the river, with a bunch of people jogging past me. As it turns out, there are a lot of recreational opportunities in DC. They play softball on the Mall and there's even a Kickball program. I walked past some beach volleyball games that were taking place and was nearly run over just as many times by cars as by various bicyclists. I had to dodge some traffic to get to the Theodore Roosevelt Memorial Bridge, but ended up on the southern side of it when i needed to eventually go north of it. I figured, what the hey, it'll work out.
13) This is the point where i saw a sign reading, "Sidewalk ends 1000 feet." hm. that's odd, wonder if i should turn around and try to figure out how to get to the other side of the bridge. It wasn't like i was going to make an attempt to dodge 4+ lanes of traffic flying across the bridge as well as hop the cement median separating the two different directions of traffic, so i continued on, confident in my mantra that it was all going to work out.
14) This is the point where the sidewalk actually did end. I had to stop and pull out my little guide book to try to figure out where to go next. Just as i was about to concede to returning to the other side of the bridge to try to get on the northern sidewalk, a guy came down off of the end of the sidewalk and ducked down the hill into some bushes on a path i hadn't noticed before.
So that's how they do it. I followed, half expecting to find some kind of transient camp, but instead i came out onto a grassy area next to the George Washington memorial highway. That was one hurdle, sweet. I just had to figure out how to get across that to the park walk on the other side.
Piece of cake. I just dodged 4 lanes of traffic and hopped the rock wall median between the two different directions of traffic. I was so proud of myself for getting over there that i had to snap a picture of the path. i think a couple people thought i was a nutjob, sweaty, bedraggled and taking a picture of the pathway. Whatever, i'd won, i wanted proof.
It was actually kind of a nice little walkway, i like the combination of the industrial underside of the bridge covered in the thick green foliage.
15) So this is the point where you might start wondering, why on earth would anyone bother with hiking all the way over to Theodore Roosevelt Ireland to see some silly memorial to the pompous windbag, Teddy?
16) I was super excited at this point because rather than having to dodge cars again, the city/whatever of Rosslyn actually took care of the issue for me. There's a pedestrian bridge that goes back over the George Washington Memorial Parkway into the city. I only had to walk a few block to make it to
17) the Rosslyn Metro stop. Mission accomplished.
You should actually open the picture below so you can appreciate the sign that says, "Welcome to Virginia" next to the tunnel. I was amused.
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